people I need on my side if a zombie apocalypse occurs:
- people who eat ice with their teeth
- people who eat the end slices of bread
- people who find the end of the sellotape every time
these people are strong and not to be messed with
Everyone who reblogs this by April the 25th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
(Source: musical-ofethics, via joyfulfandoms)
"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"
well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting
i actually like wasps
you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!
What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!
I like Umbridge I think she’s swell
(Source: hopepunk-remade, via joyfulfandoms)
Do you ever just want to cry because FitzSimmons
Do you ever just want to giggle because FitzSimmons
Do you ever just want to science because FitzSimmons
Do you ever just FITZSIMMONS